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Telegraph Culture Comedy What to See. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!
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Why was Cinderella no good at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin! She couldn't run a stable government! In an advent colander — Jackie How does a snowman lose weight?
He stands by a radiator — Julie Why did the orange take a prune to the Christmas party? No Brussels — Inga What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots? Merry Christmas to ewe — Theresa What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The ghost of Christmas passed! One said Can you smell carrots?